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Dungeons & Dragons 5th Ed

Goblin Garbage Game

Dungeons & Dragons 5th Ed

GM:

NJ

Day:

Friday

Seats avail:

0

Level:

Beginner

Campaign start date:

Frequency:

Weekly

Min Age:

18

Start Time:

5:00 PM

Jun 20, 2025

Last updated:

Oct 18, 2025

Introduction:

Welcome to the Goblin Garbage Game: A Filthy, Chaotic, and Surprisingly Heroic Adventure!

In the underbrush of the world, beneath the boots of kings and the shadows of dragons, a band of goblins, gremlins, and other pint-sized mischief-makers dares to dream big. Their quest? To find a mysterious, possibly imaginary witch of immense power, rumored to grant a single wish to those foolish (or desperate) enough to seek her out.

What kind of wish? That depends on the goblin asking.

Armed with rusty daggers, questionable plans, and overwhelming enthusiasm, this unlikely crew sets out on a journey across enchanted swamps, haunted junkyards, forgotten ruins, and places polite adventurers wouldn’t dare sniff. But beware: nothing goes as planned, danger lurks behind every overturned barrel, and destiny rarely favors the tiny and chaotic.

Still... legends are born in the strangest places.

So grab your trash, ready your mushroom-stuffed backpack, and hold onto your goblin butt, because the road to wishes is wild, weird, and wonderfully disgusting

⚠️ Game Full? Don’t Worry!

If this game is full, check out one of our other exciting RPG sessions. New adventures are always starting!


🎒 What to Bring:

  • ✏️ Pen or Pencil

  • 📓 Notebook or Journal

    Available for purchase in-store

  • 🎲 Dice appropriate to your game system

    Available for purchase in-store

💰 Session Cost:

  • $2 per player, per session (cash only)

    Collected by your DM/GM and turned in to the store. This small fee helps your storyteller bring the game to life — maps, props, terrain, and more!


🧙‍♀️ Character Creation:

  • Characters will be created and have attributes rolled with the DM/GM (unless otherwise specified)

  • New to RPGs? No problem — we’ll walk you through everything!


🛒 Support Your Game & Your Store:

If you're having fun and still playing after your third session, we kindly ask that you: Pick up a core rulebook and a miniature. This helps support your local game store and your GM, and ensures we can keep hosting awesome games.

🎲 We carry everything you need:

  • Rulebooks

  • Dice sets

  • Journals

  • Miniatures

  • Accessories for any adventure


🧭 Thank you for being part of the story — we’re excited to play with you!

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